I don’t trust stairs because there allwaysup to something
Me so Howny! Me so Howny!
Why should you wary of stairs? – Because they are always up to something.
A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says"I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?" Man,“Sorry i thought it was the start of Eastenders” What goes White, Black, White, Black, red? A Zebra falling down the stairs.
I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs. what goes up stairs but doesnt move, stairs! laugh now!
I guess grandpa took the elevator to heaven. he definitely didn’t make it up the stairs
I love stairs. They always bring me up
i fell from the stairs the other day. it really “got me down”.
joe mama so fat she could not walk the stairs of heaven. credits: to my freind
Fail and fall mean the same thing when it’s down stairs
i fell down the stairs once.
A bully walks up to a kid named Billy to insult him and steal his lunch money. Later that night when he is at home, the bully’s father comes into his room to insult him and take the lunch money he stole. The father walks down stair to check on his father in the living room. When he walks in, his father insults him and takes the lunch money. The grandfather of the bully walks into the back yard and in the dark is Billy. The grandfather walks up to him and says “Where’s my money you worthless old fart.”
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades, and throw it down the stairs? An erection!
do you know why i dont like stairs…they are always UP TO SOMETHIG#dadjokes
A guy is bankrupt so he gives his son a duck and tells him to go sell it for as much as he can.so the kid goes on the street to sell the duck. A prostitute walks by and says I’ll f–ck you for $10. The boy says I would but I don’t have any money. She says ok I’ll take the duck instead. He says ok so they go up stairs and f—ck. The prostitute says that’s the best sex I’ve ever had. I’ll give you the duck back and we can do it again. So they do and he gets the duck back. But when they go downstairs the duck gets hit by a car. And the guy that hit the duck feels so bad that he gives the kid $25. So when he gets home his father asks him why he looks so tired. The boy says well I got a f—ck for a duck, a duck for a f—ck, and $25 for a f—cked up f@ck.
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