I guess grandpa took the elevator to heaven. he definitely didn’t make it up the stairs
How do chinese people name there children? They thro pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, Ching Chong Chang.
What’s black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar? Steven hawking where the experiments went wrong.
joe mama so fat she could not walk the stairs of heaven. credits: to my freind
Stairs are bad cuz they are always up to something
Why did Steven Hawking not go to heaven after he died? He could not get up the stairs?
%%Why didn’t the girl like stairs? They were always up to something.
so a kid is taking a test and the paper says “in a pink bungalow, there’s a pink fridge, and a pink bed, and a pink tv, and a pink cat, what colour are the stairs?” so the kid answers pink like the idiot he is
Why couldn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven “because there was stairs”
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven
Where was stephen hawkings during the house fire… the top of the stairs
do nothing about people falling down the stairs, it will keep happening put razor blades on the stairs, it will be their last time falling down the stairs
I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs. what goes up stairs but doesnt move, stairs! laugh now!
What’s Black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkins in a house fire.
A mom and her son are taking a walk when they pass a homeless man fapping, the boy asks “what is that man doing?”. The mom says “Making pizza” trying to turn him away. The son sees a dog f@cking another dog and he asks the same thing. She says “Making extra cheese”. When they pass a window and see a couple doing it, he asks the same thing. She says “Ordering the pizza”. Later that day the mother says to the father “I think I want some to order some pizza with extra cheese tonight, dont know why that sounds good”. So that night the husband who was watching tv yelled up the stairs “wanna order some pizza !?” The mother replied “DONT WORRY IM MAKING SOME” the sons voice followed " IM ADDING EXTRA CHEESE"
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