Stairs jokes

I don’t trust stairs there always up to something:D

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Me:Have you seen a mr.weewoo Most people:no Me: he drives the ambulance down stairs

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Q: How do Chinese people name their kids. A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make

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What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs? … A boner…

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whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? stephen hawkings during a house fire.

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What goes up and down but stays in the same place? Stairs.

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L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs

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do you know why i dont like stairs…they are always UP TO SOMETHIG#dadjokes

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How did Stephen Hawkins make it up the stair way to heaven? Well he didn’t they invented an elevator

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What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs? Ground beef

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A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says"I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?" Man,“Sorry i thought it was the start of Eastenders” What goes White, Black, White, Black, red? A Zebra falling down the stairs.

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Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven…

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Sometimes, stairs get me down.

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I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs. what goes up stairs but doesnt move, stairs! laugh now!

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Me so Howny! Me so Howny!

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