My school is fire today and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted HOT WHEELS
Why should you wary of stairs? – Because they are always up to something.
Where was stephen hawkings during the house fire… the top of the stairs
How to fall down stairs Step 1 Step 2 Step 6,7,8 9,10
A man enters a bar with some friends, and they all sit down to a drink. After not too long, a man with glasses comes through the front door saying “Anyone who wants to fly off the third story balcony, come upstairs with me!” When no one listens, he shrugs, and everyone watches him go up the stairs. Ten seconds later, he comes back in through the door, again saying “Anyone who wants to fly off the third story balcony, come upstairs with me!” Everyone is amazed, and a few people leave to go fly with him. He keeps coming back into the bar, bringing more and more patrons to join him. The man at the bar is about to join in when the bartender finally sighs. "For the last time Superman, get out of my bar, you’re drunk and the only person here that can fly! " The man with glasses frowns. “Where did all the others go, then?”
a little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks " whats that" the little boy says that’s my little red race car. 10 minutes later the boy looks down and ask’s whats that,the little girl says "that’s my little red race car garage. so later that night the boy ask’s the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage, She say yes and they pull down there pants and the boy try’s putting his little red race car in her garage but it won’t fit down stairs the mother hears an ear piercing scream and runs up stairs flips on the lights and see’s blood on the floor the mother ask’s "what happened the little girl say’s “we tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn’t fit so i cut the back wheels off”
i fell from the stairs the other day. it really “got me down”.
I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there was too many steps to it.
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face… Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
why was it wong to throw my chinese friend down the stairs
Sometimes, stairs get me down.
I don’t trust stairs there always up to something:D
why did Steven Hawkins go to hell because he couldn’t walk the stairs to heaven
i fell down the stairs once.
Think about you are so f@cking high that you walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs ????????
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