How do chinese people name there children? They thro pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, Ching Chong Chang.
One dark stormy night when i was 8 years old I woke up in the middle of the night busting to pee, half asleep i walked down the stairs and toward the bathroom and heard a strange whirring sound that sounded like a ghost. When I opened the door i felt a strange cool breeze and the light came on automatically and the ghostly sound stopped, terrified I did what I had to and went back to bed. The next 3 nights the same thing happened and finally i decided i had to tell my mom no matter how hard to believe it sounded. The next night I woke up I went into my parents room and woke my mom up and said, “you have to come with me and see this it’s really important,” Half asleep she murmured, "oh what is it can’t it wait until the morning?’ I pleaded, “no you have to come see, our bathroom is haunted by a ghost when I go in the middle of the night I can hear a ghost sound then when i open the door I feel the cold as it swoops through me and the light comes on automatically. ” She yawned and said, “oh so that’s who’s been peeing in the refrigerator.”
joe mama so fat she could not walk the stairs of heaven. credits: to my freind
I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there was too many steps to it.
Why was the stair case so sad? Because every one walks on them.
Why is Steven hawking going to hell not heaven? Because it’s a stair way to heaven not a ramp. Q:What’s black and white and red all over A: a nun falling down the stairs
I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs. what goes up stairs but doesnt move, stairs! laugh now!
How did Stephen Hawkins make it up the stair way to heaven? Well he didn’t they invented an elevator
How to fall down stairs Step 1 Step 2 Step 6,7,8 9,10
Where was stephen hawkings during the house fire… the top of the stairs
What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs? … A boner…
so a kid is taking a test and the paper says “in a pink bungalow, there’s a pink fridge, and a pink bed, and a pink tv, and a pink cat, what colour are the stairs?” so the kid answers pink like the idiot he is
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face… Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
What’s Black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkins in a house fire.
why did Steven Hawkins go to hell because he couldn’t walk the stairs to heaven
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