I love stairs. They always bring me up
What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs? Ground beef
whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? stephen hawkings during a house fire.
a little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks " whats that" the little boy says that’s my little red race car. 10 minutes later the boy looks down and ask’s whats that,the little girl says "that’s my little red race car garage. so later that night the boy ask’s the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage, She say yes and they pull down there pants and the boy try’s putting his little red race car in her garage but it won’t fit down stairs the mother hears an ear piercing scream and runs up stairs flips on the lights and see’s blood on the floor the mother ask’s "what happened the little girl say’s “we tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn’t fit so i cut the back wheels off”
Why did Timmy fall down the stairs? Because he fell of his wheelchair
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? – Steven Hawking after a house fire.
why was it wong to throw my chinese friend down the stairs
Why should you wary of stairs? – Because they are always up to something.
Me:Have you seen a mr.weewoo Most people:no Me: he drives the ambulance down stairs
I threw a Asian down some stairs. It was Wong on so many levels.
What goes up and down but stays in the same place? Stairs.
i fell down the stairs once.
L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs
%%Why didn’t the girl like stairs? They were always up to something.
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades, and throw it down the stairs? An erection!
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