I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there was too many steps to it.
joe mama so fat she could not walk the stairs of heaven. credits: to my freind
Why is Steven hawking going to hell not heaven? Because it’s a stair way to heaven not a ramp. Q:What’s black and white and red all over A: a nun falling down the stairs
I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. i grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs and said,“gta physics.”
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast
What’s black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar? Steven hawking where the experiments went wrong.
I guess grandpa took the elevator to heaven. he definitely didn’t make it up the stairs
I don’t trust stairs because there allwaysup to something
What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending.
Why did the loo roll roll down the stairs - to get to the bottom What do you call a bear with no teeth - a gummy bear! !! What’s wite and black and red allover? A nun that fell down stairs
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parent’s throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes,
a girl looked in the fridge she got mad that somebody at the last ice cream cone she ran into her sisters room and said this is why your htm title=' she had that belly roll to save her.'>fat the fell down the stairs good thing she had that belly roll to save her.
A mom and her son are taking a walk when they pass a homeless man fapping, the boy asks “what is that man doing?”. The mom says “Making pizza” trying to turn him away. The son sees a dog f@cking another dog and he asks the same thing. She says “Making extra cheese”. When they pass a window and see a couple doing it, he asks the same thing. She says “Ordering the pizza”. Later that day the mother says to the father “I think I want some to order some pizza with extra cheese tonight, dont know why that sounds good”. So that night the husband who was watching tv yelled up the stairs “wanna order some pizza !?” The mother replied “DONT WORRY IM MAKING SOME” the sons voice followed " IM ADDING EXTRA CHEESE"
A pedophile lures a group of Houston Girl Scouts with “Hey girls, would you like some candy?” They all agree and follow him to his neighborhood. There he offers them some more candy and they follow him to his house. Once again he offers them candy to go in to his house. In the lounge he offers them candy to go to his room. As he leads them up the stairs one of them pipes up and says “God, I hope we get laid before we get diabetes”
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