A guy is bankrupt so he gives his son a duck and tells him to go sell it for as much as he can.so the kid goes on the street to sell the duck. A prostitute walks by and says I’ll f–ck you for $10. The boy says I would but I don’t have any money. She says ok I’ll take the duck instead. He says ok so they go up stairs and f—ck. The prostitute says that’s the best sex I’ve ever had. I’ll give you the duck back and we can do it again. So they do and he gets the duck back. But when they go downstairs the duck gets hit by a car. And the guy that hit the duck feels so bad that he gives the kid $25. So when he gets home his father asks him why he looks so tired. The boy says well I got a f—ck for a duck, a duck for a f—ck, and $25 for a f—cked up f@ck.
What’s Black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkins in a house fire.
When I went to heaven I saw Steven hawking standing there I asked why he isn’t gone into heaven yet he said there is stairs
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face… Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
%%Why didn’t the girl like stairs? They were always up to something.
A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says"I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?" Man,“Sorry i thought it was the start of Eastenders” What goes White, Black, White, Black, red? A Zebra falling down the stairs.
whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? stephen hawkings during a house fire.
I don’t trust stairs there always up to something:D
Stairs are bad cuz they are always up to something
What does your mom and a slinky have in common? They aren’t much to look at, but you can’t help but crack a smile when you see then tumbling down the stairs.
What’s black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar? Steven hawking where the experiments went wrong.
whats stephen hawkings worst nightmare stairs
I don’t trust stairs because there allwaysup to something
I threw a Asian down some stairs. It was Wong on so many levels.
What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending.
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