I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast
What’s black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar? Steven hawking where the experiments went wrong.
Why is Steven hawking going to hell not heaven? Because it’s a stair way to heaven not a ramp. Q:What’s black and white and red all over A: a nun falling down the stairs
A bully walks up to a kid named Billy to insult him and steal his lunch money. Later that night when he is at home, the bully’s father comes into his room to insult him and take the lunch money he stole. The father walks down stair to check on his father in the living room. When he walks in, his father insults him and takes the lunch money. The grandfather of the bully walks into the back yard and in the dark is Billy. The grandfather walks up to him and says “Where’s my money you worthless old fart.”
how do asians name there kids? they throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
Why can’t Stephen hawking go to heaven cause he walk up the stairs
How did Stephen Hawkins make it up the stair way to heaven? Well he didn’t they invented an elevator
What goes up and down and does not move? Stairs
Me so Howny! Me so Howny!
Think about you are so f@cking high that you walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs ????????
What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs? … A boner…
My school is fire today and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted HOT WHEELS
Q: How do Chinese people name their kids. A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make
Where was stephen hawkings during the house fire… the top of the stairs
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades, and throw it down the stairs? An erection!
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