Stairs are bad cuz they are always up to something
Why did Timmy fall down the stairs? Because he fell of his wheelchair
A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he’ll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.
why do i love a block? because i can fall off the stairs
Why was the stair case so sad? Because every one walks on them.
What goes up and down but stays in the same place? Stairs.
What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs. What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!
i fell from the stairs the other day. it really “got me down”.
Where was stephen hawkings during the house fire… the top of the stairs
When I went to heaven I saw Steven hawking standing there I asked why he isn’t gone into heaven yet he said there is stairs
Think about you are so f@cking high that you walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs ????????
%%Why didn’t the girl like stairs? They were always up to something.
I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there was too many steps to it.
Me so Howny! Me so Howny!
My school is fire today and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted HOT WHEELS
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