Stick jokes

What’s tree + tree? Sticks! (Three + three = six)

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I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift, but I couldn’t find a manual.

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What ya call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick

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Sticks and stones may break my bones but there will always be something that offends feminists.

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whats the definition of rude ? sticking a blind man in a corner and telling him to find his wife

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fat man coming in the store waiter oh god not again :| fat man : hi i would like 3 fries and 19 burgers waiter : sorry sir you will get the owners store out of stock on food can i get you a salad instead? fat man : oh sorry but im the owner and i have alot of stocks the for he record you should get yourself a my order your skinny af gurl you trading to be a stick or something?

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Asian pregnancy test: Stick a Rubik cube into vagina. Wait 30 seconds, if it’s solved then there’s a little Asian in there.

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Whats brown and sticky? … A stick. Get your head out of the gutters…Jeez.

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so this blind man was walking down the street with his stick right. and he walked passed this fish market, he took a deep breath and said " WWOAAH GOODMORNING LADIES"

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What do polish people in ???? Poland use chop sticks for? tweezers

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What’s the similarity between Catholic Priests and Mcdonalds ? They both like sticking there meat in 6 year old buns.

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Women are like marshmallows because they are white,squashy and we put our sticks inside u

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Q: How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend? A: He gave her a ring. Q: What’s the most popular video game at the bread bakery? A: Knead for Speed. Q: Why is Santa good at karate? A: He has a black belt. Q: Where do werewolves buy Christmas gifts? A: Beast Buy. Q: What did the snowflake say to the road? A: Let’s stick together. Q: Why did the turkey

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What does a stick say when it falls down- Wood you help me up

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What’s tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three = six)

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