What do u get when u cross a stick and a dog a run away joke…
A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur and the rabbit says no So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit
A kid has an older brother that’s a very popular lifeguard. He sees all of the people that talk to his brother but he’s fairly ignored. So one day he asks his brother why everyone likes him so much. His older brother says “well all you gotta do is stick a potato in your pocket”. So the next day the boy goes back to the pool and he has a potato in his pocket, but everyone is avoiding him even more now. At the end of the day he goes up to his brother and asks why it didn’t work, and his brother says “dumbass, you were supposed to put it in the front!”
I was in an argument with a “friend” at school. he said, “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me”… …so I threw a dictionary at him.
In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle dave…
“Sticks and stones break my bones.” a crowbar does it so much quicker
Why are dogs born with balls? They were having their stick moment when got given birth too
Whats brown and sticky? … A stick. Get your head out of the gutters…Jeez.
My wife told me pass her lip stck but i gave her a glue stick now she is not talking to me
A cop sees an old woman carrying two large sacks. One of the sacks has a hole and is leaking 20 dollar bills. The cop asks the woman, “Where did an old lady like you get all of that money?” She replies, “Well, there’s a golf course behind my house and when golfers need to go to the bathroom, they stick their penis through a hole in my fence and pee into my yard. It became a problem because it kills the flowers.” The cop asks, “So what did you do about it?” The old lady says, “I get my hedge clippers and I wait behind the fence. When a golfer sticks his penis through the fence, I grab ahold of it and shout GIVE ME $20 OR IT COMES CLEAN OFF!” “That seems fair enough,” the cop says, “so what’s in the other sack?” The old lady replies with, “Not everyone pays…”
Women are like marshmallows because they are white,squashy and we put our sticks inside u
sticks and stones may break my bones but a crowbar could do it so much quicker
What do polish people in ???? Poland use chop sticks for? tweezers
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
What does a stick say when it falls down- Wood you help me up
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