Stick jokes

What’s tree plus tree? Sticks!

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I despise lumberjacks. They are always barking up the wrong tree, all bark and no bite. They just need to leaf people a lone or stick with something nicer

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I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift, but I couldn’t find a manual.

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when little johnny was about 3 he got curious and stuck his hand up a maniquins pants and his mom says no little johnny there is teeth up there that will bite off your hand little johnny thing oh no i cant do that again. a few years later he was 15 and he had a gf and they were making out and she says why dont you ever stick your hand up my pants he says on no my mom says there is teeth that will bite off my hand up there she says no there isnt just look little johnny looks and says well no wonder there aint no teeth by the way them gums look.

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A man walks into a bar with an alligator and a stick. He walks up to the bartender and offers to put on a show for the bar’s patrons in exchange for a drink. The bartender agrees, so he pulls down his pants, sticks his dick in the alligators mouth and starts whacking it with the stick. After he’s done and gets his drink he asks if anyone else would like a go. A lady gets up and says yes she would like a go, asks that he doesn’t hit her with the stick.

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Q: How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend? A: He gave her a ring. Q: What’s the most popular video game at the bread bakery? A: Knead for Speed. Q: Why is Santa good at karate? A: He has a black belt. Q: Where do werewolves buy Christmas gifts? A: Beast Buy. Q: What did the snowflake say to the road? A: Let’s stick together. Q: Why did the turkey

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Did you hear about the dyslexic wanna-be bank robber? He walked in and yelled "HANDS UP, THIS IS A MOTHER STICKING F##K UP! The lucky idiot got away because nobody could stop laughing!

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My wife told me pass her lip stck but i gave her a glue stick now she is not talking to me

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Why are blind people so good ad being a jedi? They are always swinging a stick

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whats the definition of rude ? sticking a blind man in a corner and telling him to find his wife

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I walked into a store and I pointed a stick to the roof and i said"this is a stick up"

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I tried to stick to one direction but then they started to shoot the gay bar…

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“Sticks and stones break my bones.” a crowbar does it so much quicker

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whats the differences between a t rex and your sister i can’t stick my dick in a dinosaur

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What’s tree + tree? Sticks! (Three + three = six)

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