Father : “That’s great son. Who is she?” Son: “It’s Tina, the neighbor’s daughter”. Father : “Ohhh I wish you hadn’t said that.I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother.Tina is actually your sister.” The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later Son : “Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!” Father : “That’s great son. Who is she?” Son: “It’s Peny, the other neighbor’s daughter.” Father : “Ohhhh I wish you hadn’t said that. Peny is also your sister.” This went on couple of times and the son was so mad,he went straight to his mother crying. Son : “Mum I am so mad at dad ! I fell in love with six girls but I can’t date any of them because daddy is their father!” The mother hugs him affectionately and says: “My love, you can date whoever you want. Don’t listen to him. He is not your Father.”!!!
Roses are red my heart my heart is dead I have a gun straight to my head What the difference between being gay and straight, well it is the hole
bro im so gay i can’t even spell strait
If you gay then wtf u doin tryna walk straight
Question: What’s bald and is in a straight line? Answer: The cancer ward How do you turn get a straight guy into you a gay guy well… For starts you grab that ass of his drag him into the bathroom and tell him to suck my long big pineapple and thus you have yourself one straight guy converted into dick suckin machine
Why did Sally stare out the window for 24 hours straight? Sally’s used to being blind!
Are you a Bullet because you go straight throw my head
My friend said to me that I am gay my response I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night
if gay means happy then i am now straight A news headline read: A toddler has shot a person every week in the US for two years straight He was in the infantry
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.
whats one thing gay people can’t draw? a straight line.
You’re so ugly you make Gay/Lesbian people straight
I asked what LGBTQ stands for and I couldn’t get straight answer??
To my best friend, my brother is like a spider. She chose to kill him straight away. That’s why she is my friend, after all! :D
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