Bisexuals aren’t gay Bisexuals aren’t straight They’re graight ??
My brother caught Covid last month. First I knew about it was when he speed-dialled me at 3am and gasped, ‘I can’t breathe, I can’t breathe !’ I just told him straight: ‘Bro… you really need to work on your George Floyd jokes.’
why can’t lgbtq+ members be straight cause they are lgbtq they are loser
im hertophobic- aka im allergic to all straight guys
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
Question: What’s bald and is in a straight line? Answer: The cancer ward How do you turn get a straight guy into you a gay guy well… For starts you grab that ass of his drag him into the bathroom and tell him to suck my long big pineapple and thus you have yourself one straight guy converted into dick suckin machine
For boys Life is a lot like a penis simple, soft, straight, relaxed and hanging freely… then a woman makes it really hard??????
Gays: I like men Straights: I like women Russia:Hole is hole
you know what me and my spine both have in common we are both not straight
why cant gay people have hair lines? because its not straight.
We wrote letters to a kid with cancer. My letter read “its a bumpy road but soon u will have a straight path.” People didnt realize it was meant for his heart monitor.
To my best friend, my brother is like a spider. She chose to kill him straight away. That’s why she is my friend, after all! :D
why does a straight guy act gay? cause he wants to feel wanted and wants to be bffs with the hotest girls
bro im so gay i can’t even spell strait
me be straight and bored goes to my local bar which has a goly hole out up spending the rest of the night there about to leave when mf I realize I’ve been sucking a guys cock this whole time ):
RUS | ENG
