Why do gays get bad grades?
They don’t get straight a’s
I’m so gay I could barely think straight.
A gay guy asked me for directions so I told him to go straight
Straight (DYM 26)
Me: Gay puns are the best!! Also me: but im straight tho
Me;you stupid Guy;you straight Me;sorry I’m not a mirror
Roses are red my heart my heart is dead I have a gun straight to my head
What the difference between being gay and straight, well it is the hole
What do you call a lazy gay? someone who comes straight out of the closet,and goes straight to the couch.
Why cant gay people have hair lines? because its not straight.
I asked what LGBTQ stands for and I couldn’t get straight answer??
So, I was walking down the path of my life with bigfoot, noticing the two pairs of footprints, mine and his. One day, I notice his prints are gone. I look up to him and say, “You had promised you would always be there for me. How is this possible?” He, then, looks me straight in the eyes, and say,“Raw!”
A Woman exclaims that she was robbed she was reading in the dark candles were next to her on she says the thief opens her cabin of Jewelry and leaves and enters from the window.He left the window open so she feels a drift of wind coming towards her.She turns the lights on and sees what happened.The candle wax was going down straight.A police man closes the window and cabin then tells her shes lying just for the cash reward.Why?
Because if the drift of wind came in the candle wax would be dripping to the side not straight!
A boy and girl in high school started dating for a while and things were going so well that the girl decided to invite the boy on a weekend trip. She said “I want you to come spend the weekend at our lakehouse and meet my parents. While we’re there, I’d also like to take our relationship to the next level.” “I’m there” the boy replied. The boy was so excited that he ran straight to the pharmacy to pick up some protection. He walked up to the pharmacist and told him about his weekend to come and said he needed some condoms. The pharmacist asked “do you want the 3 pack, 6 pack, or family sized 24 pack?” the boy replied " “I plan on getting busy all weekend. I’m not gonna stop pounding her till I’m black and blue. Give me the family pack.” “Sure thing” said the pharmacist. That weekend the boy went to the lakehouse and the whole family was sitting down at the dinner table to pray. the girls father asked the boy to say grace. The boy prayed and prayed. Almost ten minutes went by. Finally, the girl leaned over to the boy and said, “you never told me that you were so religious” the boy replied, “You never told me that your dad was a pharmacist”
What is the difference between the rook and the bishop the rook goes straight while the bishop f@cks the kids
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn’t hit one person, when the police asked why he missed, someone said cause he gay.
He couldn’t shoot straight
I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A’s instead of getting all the D’s
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