Do you know a funny bus driver? I do
When they where going around giving out brains and U thought they where saying train so u said no thanx I’ll take the next one???
I like trains train hits him
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms”
“Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends”
“Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground”
“Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag”
“Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus”
“Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question. Johnny:What? Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty? Johnny: Yes ofc jesus mad everbody wonderfully! Ex: Awhh! Johnny: But who ever made you was painting tomas the train while making your face.
To become a licensed, airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.
The other day a squirrel asked me for a job, I asked him what jobs did you have previously. Calmly he answered," I am a pilot, I can pick it up from here and pile it over there, I also can fly a sign!!!" " To bad, this is a nut cannery, and we’re 100% automated, we don’t need anyone at this time, sorry." " No worries, I’m totally nuts anyway, guess I’ll fly a sign across town, don’t have bus fare!!!"
Do your buses run on time? No, they run on diesel.
Why was the train late?
It kept getting side-tracked.
Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a bus.
Q: why did Sally drop her ice cream? A: she go hit by a bus.
What do you call an all you can eat buffet for a Pedophile? A school bus.
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?
The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
Why’d sally drop her ice cream she was hit by a bus
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone I didn’t know you’re not supposed to do that if you’re a bus driver!
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