What is yellow and can’t swim A school bus full of children
How does a train eat? Chew chew!
what is yellow and cant swim? A bus full of kids.
3 blonde were walking on a path, the first blonde said, “Hey look there are deer tracks!” The second blonde said, “No way those are totally duck tracks, ” The third blonde said, “Nuh uh those are” then they got hit by a train.
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
what is green and looks like a school bus a school bus
A bus full of nuns die in a car crash and end up at the pearly gates where saint Peter greets them hello sisters welcome to heaven before you enter I must ask you all a question he asks the first nun have you ever touched a penis well she said just once with the tip of my little finger ok dip it in the holy water and you can enter he repeats the question to the second nun well she says I might of held one once ok says st Peter wash your hands in the holy water and you can enter just then there’s a commotion down the line one nun is trying to push in front of another st Peter says sister Susan there is no rush you will get in that’s fine she replys but if I have htm title=' before sister Mary sticks her arse in it.'>to gargle that stuff I want to get in before sister Mary sticks her arse in it.
I had an uncle who was a conductor. He wasn’t a symphony conductor, nor was he a street car conductor, nor was he a train conductor. He was struck by lightning.
Today; Worst day ever My annoying sibling got hit by a train and I lost my job as a conductor.
what do u call a train that carries bubblegum? Chew-chew train! heeheee
What’s big and yellow and can’t swim, a bus filled with children
%% %%A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, “I’ll have a gallon of ale.” “A gallon?” the barkeeper asks. “Yes,” replies the train, “I always end up chugging it.”
How many orphans does it take to “test drive” a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemmetary has.
Why do Orphans ride the bus because they have no parents to drop them off.
Why was the duck fired from the train station? He was a bad conducktor!
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