Why didn’t Sally get home from work. She got hit by a bus
When they where going around giving out brains and U thought they where saying train so u said no thanx I’ll take the next one ????
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus!
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus
What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinkie
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
A bus full of nuns die in a car crash and end up at the pearly gates where saint Peter greets them hello sisters welcome to heaven before you enter I must ask you all a question he asks the first nun have you ever touched a penis well she said just once with the tip of my little finger ok dip it in the holy water and you can enter he repeats the question to the second nun well she says I might of held one once ok says st Peter wash your hands in the holy water and you can enter just then there’s a commotion down the line one nun is trying to push in front of another st Peter says sister Susan there is no rush you will get in that’s fine she replys but if I have htm title=' before sister Mary sticks her arse in it.'>to gargle that stuff I want to get in before sister Mary sticks her arse in it.
What did bus say to other bus? beeep
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone I didn’t know you’re not supposed to do that if you’re a bus driver!
why’d sally drop her ice cream she was hit by a bus
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clara who wasted away. D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech. G is for George smothered under a rug. H is for Hector done in by a thug. I is for Ida who drowned in a lake. J is for James who took lye by mistake. K is for Kate who was struck with an axe. L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks. M is for Maud who was swept out to sea. N is for Neville who died of ennui. O is for Olive run through with an awl. P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl. Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire. R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire. S is for Susan who perished of fits. T is for Titus who flew into bits. U is for Una who slipped down a drain. V is for Victor squashed under a train. W is for Winnie embedded in ice. X is for Xerxes devoured by mice. Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in. Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin
One time their was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track a girl said excuse me can you move please I’m trying than the man stopped her sentence htm title=' than she said back easy hung it up'>and said how is your t shirt so clean than she said back easy hung it up
RUS | ENG
