Your the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you
yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people she thinks its a twinkie lmao xd
Do your buses run on time? No, they run on diesel.
"Most Deadly Sport" Playing chicken with a Train!
How does a train dance?It bogies!
A Man and a Cow are stuck on train tracks and There is a Train in the distance about to hit both of them. A vegan sees this and tries to help. Who does He save, The man or the cow? Neither. He isn’t strong enough to lift either of them.
(Bus Driver) What did you learn in school today? (Kid) We learned that you are a sussy baka. (Bus Driver) Oh yeah? Well I quit! (Kid) Quit What? (Bus Driver) Living. (Kid) But it was a joke! (Bus Driver) Doesn’t matter. I will die but you will still be alive. (Kid) Ok (Bus Driver) That was a joke too!
I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital. The wheels on the bus go round and round!
Why do Orphans ride the bus because they have no parents to drop them off.
Little Johnny was playing with his train and said all you motherfckers who want to get off get off and all you motherfckers who want to get on get on his mother here’s him and said is that you cussing. The mother said go to your room for 1 hour little Johnny goes to his room then little johnny comes back one hour later and said all you motherfckers who wanna get off get off and all you motherfckers who wanna get on get on and if you wanna know about the 1 hour delay go ask the b*tch in the kitchen.
What’s black and yellow and cant swim? A School Bus Full Of Orphans
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.
Is it normal my emo cousins hobby is tying himself to train tracks.
What does the difference between your new teacher and a train? Your teacher says spit out your gum but a train says Choo Choo!
How does a train eat? Chew chew!
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