The first trains were often derailed. They had a bad track record.
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
Charizarding When you light a girls pubes on fire, put it out with your jizz then flap your arms and say “You don’t have have enough badges to train me”
Today; Worst day ever My annoying sibling got hit by a train and I lost my job as a conductor.
Q If a electric train heads south what way does the steam go A no steam
How many orphans does it take to “test drive” a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemmetary has.
I’ll never forget my father’s last words… Oh f@ck, it’s a bus!
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a ravishing blonde and an old lady are sharing a compartment on a train as it winds its way through the Alps. Every now and then the train passes through a tunnel, during which time the compartment is plunged into complete darkness. On one such occasion, a ringing slap is heard and as the train passes back into daylight, the Frenchman is rubbing his sore, red cheek. The old lady thinks, “I bet that dirty Frenchman fondled the blonde and she struck the pervert.” The blonde thinks, “I bet that filthy Frenchman was looking to grope me in the dark, mistook the old lady for me and she slapped him.” The Frenchman thinks, “I bet that perfidious Englishman touched up the blonde in the dark and she slapped me by mistake.” The Englishman thinks, “I can’t wait for another tunnel so I can slap that French twat again.”
What does the difference between your new teacher and a train? Your teacher says spit out your gum but a train says Choo Choo!
You wanna know why I love trains? They end my suffering.
Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a bus.
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
Jim and Allyn are 2 mates in the Air Force. They were paired up for a training exersice. They got up into the air and Jim said, “okay Allyn, your helmet can control the missile when launched from the jet. Go ahead and test fire a missile and aim it at anything you want.” Allyn fired the missile and had his eyes set on an abandoned building. Jim then said, “I also forgot, watch out for friendly fire.” Allyn said “what?” As he looked over at Jim.
The 1645 service has been cancelled and has been replaced by a replacement bus service. EasyJet would like to apologise to all of those who are travelling to Greece.
Q: why did Sally drop her ice cream? A: she go hit by a bus.
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