Transport jokes

You wanna know why I love trains? They end my suffering.

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Why did the kid drop his icecream? He got hit by a bus.

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What does the difference between your new teacher and a train? Your teacher says spit out your gum but a train says Choo Choo!

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1:My grandpa died last year 2:What kind of cancer? 1:He was hit by a bus! its called bus cancer

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One time their was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track a girl said excuse me can you move please I’m trying than the man stopped her sentence htm title=' than she said back easy hung it up'>and said how is your t shirt so clean than she said back easy hung it up

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Why did lil timmy drop his lollies (He was hit by a train

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Why do school shooter have the best shots??? They train at the best schools. ??????????????????????

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A woman walks onto the Bus with his child. The driver says, "That’s the ugliest child I have seen!" The woman sits down and tells her neighbor. The neighbor replies, “Go say something back. Here, I’ll hold your monkey for you!”

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What’s the different’s a girlfriend and a train the train will touch me

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What is yellow and does not float well? A School Bus

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Three guy are in the woods, a a really smart guy, an average, and a really dumb guy, they bored so the smart guy decides to go hunting a little while later he comes back with a dear, the average guy asks how do did you do that? The really smart guy says says I see dear tracks I fallow dear tracks, I see dear I shoot dear. The average guy say I think I understand and leaves, an little bit later he comes back with a raccoon. The really dumb goes gasp how did you do that!?. And the average looks at him funny and says well I see raccoon tracks I fallow raccoon tracks, I see raccoon I shoot raccoon. The super dumb guy thinks for a second and says Oooohh, ok I thiNo I can do that… and leaves. Hours pass and and the guy finally returns, hurt, bloody, and horribly mingled. They run to help him. Finally one of the guys ask him what happened this is what he said: I see train tracks, I fallow train tracks. I see train I shoot train. But train keep coming.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a bus.

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Why did the strawberry ?? go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date

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Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains, how many have you derailed this year Me: Sorry boss, it’s hard to keep track

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My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.

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