Is it normal my emo cousins hobby is tying himself to train tracks.
Why was the duck fired from the train station? He was a bad conducktor!
Three blondes were taking a walk when they stumbled on some tracks. They argued on what the tracks came from. One of them said “it’s a deer.” The other said it “No it’s a coyote.” The last one was going to give her thoughts, but that was when the train hit them.
What does the difference between your new teacher and a train? Your teacher says spit out your gum but a train says Choo Choo!
Do you know a funny bus driver? I do
how do you get a million pikachus in a bus??? you shove them on !!!
Why was the train late? It kept getting side-tracked.
What’s yellow and cant swim? A school bus full of screaming children.
Why are Egyptian gods orphans Because Egypt needs to sell Anubis (a-new-bus) every year to make a prophet
A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows. “What a cute bunch of cows!” she remarked. “Not a bunch, herd”, her friend replied. “Heard of what?” “Herd of cows.” “Of course I’ve heard of cows.” “No, a cow herd. ” “What do I care what a cow heard. I have no secrets to keep from a cow!”
I had an uncle who was a conductor. He wasn’t a symphony conductor, nor was he a street car conductor, nor was he a train conductor. He was struck by lightning.
Why did the child drop their icecream They got hit by a bus
Why did Little Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.
Q: How did the explorers get to school? A: They rode the Colum-bus!
Your the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you
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