So a retarded kids mom drops her kid off at school and says “you better stop the bus today because I’m not picking you up” and so he agrees and he arrives at the bus stop and says “stop” (in a retarded voice) and the bus goes straight past him the next day the mom says the same thing and the kid goes to the bus stop and says “stop” (in a retarded voice) and the bus goes straight past him the third day his mom says “I don’t care if have to jump out in the middle of the road you better stop that bus” so the kid goes to bus stop and jumps out in the middle of the road and says “Stop!” The bus driver runs over him a nearby lady stops the bus and says “why’d you run that poor kid over” and he responds “‘cause he was making fun of me” (in a retarded voice)
what is green and looks like a school bus a school bus
I want to die in my sleep, like grandpa did, not screaming and crying like the people on the bus he drove.
Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a bus.
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
Why do Orphans ride the bus because they have no parents to drop them off.
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
Why did little billy drop his ice cream cone? Cuz he got hit by a bus while crossing the street.
There were three indians that got kick out of the tride. One said “me find food” and he came back with a decent size rabit. The other two asked him what happened he said "me see rabit me shoot rabit and rabit fall down dead. The 2nd indian “me find food” he came back with a good sized deer the other two asked him what happened he said"me see deer me shoot deer deer fall down dead. The third indian said “me find food” he came back crwling mising a leg and an arm and he was all cut up the others anded what happened he said "me see train me shoot trai train no stop
What do need in order to crash a train? A bad track record
hey look its that TRAINS gender guy he says i like trains uh o
I’ll never forget my father’s last words… Oh f@ck, it’s a bus!
I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf. Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the psg training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE????
Did you here about the man who ran in front of the bus? He got tired.
Why can’t a steam locomotive sit down? Because it has a tender behind.
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