To become a licensed, airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.
what do you call a train with buble gum? a chew chew train oh man im depressed
Whats the difference between me and a bus? Im not on fire…
You wanna know why I love trains? They end my suffering.
Do you know a funny bus driver? I do
What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinkie
When they where going around giving out brains and U thought they where saying train so u said no thanx I’ll take the next one ????
What do you call an all you can eat buffet for a Pedophile? A school bus.
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
Q: why did Sally drop her ice cream? A: she go hit by a bus.
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn’t hit one person, when the police asked why he missed, someone said cause he gay. He couldn’t shoot straight
What’s Yellow and Can’t Swim? A school bus full of kids drowning
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
Q If a electric train heads south what way does the steam go A no steam
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
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