I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl on the bus and all I could think to myself was, “Don’t get an erection, don’t get an erection”… But she did.
I’ll never forget my father’s last words… Oh f@ck, it’s a bus!
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Sally whats yellow and cant swim a bus full of toddlers
Why did the cloud apply to stormtrooper training school? He mist.
Why was the train late? It kept getting side-tracked.
how do you get a million pikachus in a bus??? you shove them on !!!
whats the difference between al qaeda and ms frizzle? One flew a plane into the twin towers one flew a bus into the school
Once there were three Indians. Two were smart and one was… not so smart. One day, the first smart Indian went out hunting. He came back with a dead deer. The not so smart Indian asks “How’d you do it?” The smart one replies, "I followed the deer tracks, shot the deer, and brought it home." The next day, the next smart Indian goes out. He comes back with a dead bear. The not so smart Indian asks once again “How’d you do it?” The smart one replies, "I followed the bear tracks, shot the bear, and brought it home." Finally, it’s now the not so smart Indian’s turn to go hunt. Multiple hours had passed since he left. The smart Indians go out to search for him. They finally find him, bloodied and on the verge of dying. The smart Indians exclaimed "WHAT HAPPENED!" The not so smart Indian replies, “Well I… I followed the train tracks, an… and shot th- the train… bu- but it kept going…”
So I was going out the door and I see me dwarf neighbour at the bus stop, I ask if he needs a lift. He replies with fu… off. So I zip up my backpack and keep going to work
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus
What is yellow and can’t swim A school bus full of children
East Richmond has a train station at East Richmond but Richmond is better why
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bus full of children
What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinkie
imagine u go to school right u hit the curve the bus driver be like ahhh how do i stop the bus students from the bus jump from the windows one of the students THAT’S a U Problem
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