Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?
:because their train at the best school
Are you a train? because I want you to run over me: )
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
How do you get a million pikachus in a bus??? you shove them on!!!
What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinkie
A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows. “What a cute bunch of cows!” she remarked. “Not a bunch, herd”, her friend replied. “Heard of what?” “Herd of cows.” “Of course I’ve heard of cows.” “No, a cow herd. ” “What do I care what a cow heard. I have no secrets to keep from a cow!”
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
What do you call a freight train with bubble gum?
A chew chew train!
I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital.
The wheels on the bus go round and round!
You mama is like train tracks she gets laid all around the country
So a retarded kids mom drops her kid off at school and says “you better stop the bus today because I’m not picking you up” and so he agrees and he arrives at the bus stop and says “stop” (in a retarded voice) and the bus goes straight past him the next day the mom says the same thing and the kid goes to the bus stop and says “stop” (in a retarded voice) and the bus goes straight past him the third day his mom says “I don’t care if have to jump out in the middle of the road you better stop that bus” so the kid goes to bus stop and jumps out in the middle of the road and says “Stop!” The bus driver runs over him a nearby lady stops the bus and says “why’d you run that poor kid over” and he responds “‘cause he was making fun of me” (in a retarded voice)
To become a licensed, airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.
What’s black and yellow and cant swim?
A School Bus Full Of Orphans
Whats the difference between me and a bus?
Im not on fire…
Why did the child drop their icecream They got hit by a bus
Why was the train late?
It kept getting side-tracked.
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