You wanna know why I love trains? They end my suffering.
What’s big and yellow and can’t swim, a bus filled with children
Is it normal my emo cousins hobby is tying himself to train tracks.
What does the difference between your new teacher and a train? Your teacher says spit out your gum but a train says Choo Choo!
Chuck Norris trained dude perfect how to do it
What is the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school? Don’t ask me, i just fly the drone.
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone He got ran over by a bus
What did bus say to other bus? beeep
Why don’t orphans like to get lost?? Because somebody’s going to ask where their parents are. There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
Do your buses run on time? No, they run on diesel.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Sally whats yellow and cant swim a bus full of toddlers
When they where going around giving out brains and U thought they where saying train so u said no thanx I’ll take the next one ????
The 1645 service has been cancelled and has been replaced by a replacement bus service. EasyJet would like to apologise to all of those who are travelling to Greece.
Why are Egyptian gods orphans Because Egypt needs to sell Anubis (a-new-bus) every year to make a prophet
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