Why did the kid drop his icecream? He got hit by a bus.
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
A Man and a Cow are stuck on train tracks and There is a Train in the distance about to hit both of them. A vegan sees this and tries to help. Who does He save, The man or the cow? Neither. He isn’t strong enough to lift either of them.
Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a bus.
I’ve sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there’s no space on their training programme.
Do your buses run on time? No, they run on diesel.
One time their was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track a girl said excuse me can you move please I’m trying than the man stopped her sentence htm title=' than she said back easy hung it up'>and said how is your t shirt so clean than she said back easy hung it up
Why did the strawberry ?? go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date
A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows. “What a cute bunch of cows!” she remarked. “Not a bunch, herd”, her friend replied. “Heard of what?” “Herd of cows.” “Of course I’ve heard of cows.” “No, a cow herd. ” “What do I care what a cow heard. I have no secrets to keep from a cow!”
why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics? :because their train at the best school Are you a train? because I want you to run over me : )
timmy has 5 apples, his train is 7 minutes early calculate the mass of the sun
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year? ” I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”
There were three indians that got kick out of the tride. One said “me find food” and he came back with a decent size rabit. The other two asked him what happened he said "me see rabit me shoot rabit and rabit fall down dead. The 2nd indian “me find food” he came back with a good sized deer the other two asked him what happened he said"me see deer me shoot deer deer fall down dead. The third indian said “me find food” he came back crwling mising a leg and an arm and he was all cut up the others anded what happened he said "me see train me shoot trai train no stop
How many orphans does it take to “test drive” a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemmetary has.
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