3 blonde were walking on a path, the first blonde said, “Hey look there are deer tracks!” The second blonde said, “No way those are totally duck tracks, ” The third blonde said, “Nuh uh those are” then they got hit by a train.
When they where going around giving out brains and U thought they where saying train so u said no thanx I’ll take the next one ????
What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinkie
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
Why did the child drop their icecream They got hit by a bus
how do you get a million pikachus in a bus??? you shove them on !!!
I want to die in my sleep, like grandpa did, not screaming and crying like the people on the bus he drove.
Why was the duck fired from the train station? He was a bad conducktor!
Q: why did Sally drop her ice cream? A: she go hit by a bus.
What do you call a train that stalls? The little engine that couldn’t!
yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people she thinks its a twinkie lmao xd
Why did the strawberry ?? go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date
Do your buses run on time? No, they run on diesel.
What is yellow and can’t swim A school bus full of children
What a day yesterday was I got a promotion and my sisters killer was hit by a bus now I’m in a cast!
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