hey look its that TRAINS gender guy he says i like trains uh o
Q If a electric train heads south what way does the steam go A no steam
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn’t hit one person, when the police asked why he missed, someone said cause he gay. He couldn’t shoot straight
Your the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you
I’ve sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there’s no space on their training programme.
what do u call a train that carries bubblegum? Chew-chew train! heeheee
Do your buses run on time? No, they run on diesel.
I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl on the bus and all I could think to myself was, “Don’t get an erection, don’t get an erection”… But she did.
3 blonde were walking on a path, the first blonde said, “Hey look there are deer tracks!” The second blonde said, “No way those are totally duck tracks, ” The third blonde said, “Nuh uh those are” then they got hit by a train.
What do you call a train that stalls? The little engine that couldn’t!
What is the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school? Don’t ask me, i just fly the drone.
Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a bus.
So I was going out the door and I see me dwarf neighbour at the bus stop, I ask if he needs a lift. He replies with fu… off. So I zip up my backpack and keep going to work
East Richmond has a train station at East Richmond but Richmond is better why
I had an uncle who was a conductor. He wasn’t a symphony conductor, nor was he a street car conductor, nor was he a train conductor. He was struck by lightning.
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