Jim and Allyn are 2 mates in the Air Force. They were paired up for a training exersice. They got up into the air and Jim said, “okay Allyn, your helmet can control the missile when launched from the jet. Go ahead and test fire a missile and aim it at anything you want.” Allyn fired the missile and had his eyes set on an abandoned building. Jim then said, “I also forgot, watch out for friendly fire.” Allyn said “what?” As he looked over at Jim.
What’s the different’s a girlfriend and a train the train will touch me
Why did the strawberry ?? go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone I didn’t know you’re not supposed to do that if you’re a bus driver!
Ten Catholic priests all die in a bus accident. When they arrive at the pearly gates, St. Peter acknowledges them. He sees that they’re all priests and immediately says "If any of you are pedophiles, there’s no point waiting here. You might as well eff off straight to hell right now!” Nine of the priests turn around and begin to walk away. St. Peter calls after them, "AND TAKE THE DEAF BASTARD WITH YOU TOO!”
what is yellow and cant swim? A bus full of kids.
What’s yellow and cant swim? A school bus full of screaming children.
Whats yellow and cant swim but screams when it goes under. A school bus full of kids
What’s the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustation
Charizarding When you light a girls pubes on fire, put it out with your jizz then flap your arms and say “You don’t have have enough badges to train me”
I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl on the bus and all I could think to myself was, “Don’t get an erection, don’t get an erection”… But she did.
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone He got ran over by a bus
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
Why was the duck fired from the train station? He was a bad conducktor!
Why did the child drop their icecream They got hit by a bus
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