1:My grandpa died last year 2:What kind of cancer? 1:He was hit by a bus! its called bus cancer
I want to die in my sleep, like grandpa did, not screaming and crying like the people on the bus he drove.
What does the difference between your new teacher and a train? Your teacher says spit out your gum but a train says Choo Choo!
Why do school shooter have the best shots??? They train at the best schools. ??????????????????????
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim? A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy? he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words… “you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance… only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours… lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
What’s yellow and cant swim? A school bus full of screaming children.
What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinkie
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: "Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to the man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl on the bus and all I could think to myself was, “Don’t get an erection, don’t get an erection”… But she did.
Ur momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her bc they thought they missed the bus.
Why can’t a steam locomotive sit down? Because it has a tender behind.
What is the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school? Don’t ask me, i just fly the drone.
I’ve sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there’s no space on their training programme.
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