Is it normal my emo cousins hobby is tying himself to train tracks.
Why was the train late? It kept getting side-tracked.
Why did the strawberry ?? go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date
East Richmond has a train station at East Richmond but Richmond is better why
Why didn’t Sally get home from work. She got hit by a bus
Chuck Norris trained dude perfect how to do it
You mama is like train tracks she gets laid all around the country
I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf. Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the psg training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE????
Why was the duck fired from the train station? He was a bad conducktor!
what do u call a train that carries bubblegum? Chew-chew train! heeheee
I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl on the bus and all I could think to myself was, “Don’t get an erection, don’t get an erection”… But she did.
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus
So a retarded kids mom drops her kid off at school and says “you better stop the bus today because I’m not picking you up” and so he agrees and he arrives at the bus stop and says “stop” (in a retarded voice) and the bus goes straight past him the next day the mom says the same thing and the kid goes to the bus stop and says “stop” (in a retarded voice) and the bus goes straight past him the third day his mom says “I don’t care if have to jump out in the middle of the road you better stop that bus” so the kid goes to bus stop and jumps out in the middle of the road and says “Stop!” The bus driver runs over him a nearby lady stops the bus and says “why’d you run that poor kid over” and he responds “‘cause he was making fun of me” (in a retarded voice)
What’s big and yellow and can’t swim, a bus filled with children
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.
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