Transport jokes

timmy has 5 apples, his train is 7 minutes early calculate the mass of the sun

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Chuck Norris trained dude perfect how to do it

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I want to die in my sleep, like grandpa did, not screaming and crying like the people on the bus he drove.

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hey look its that TRAINS gender guy he says i like trains uh o

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What’s yellow and cant swim? A school bus full of screaming children.

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what do u call a train that carries bubblegum? Chew-chew train! heeheee

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What’s white, yellow and goes 40 mph? A train driver’s egg sandwich

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My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.

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The first trains were often derailed. They had a bad track record.

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i like trains train hits him

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What’s the different’s a girlfriend and a train the train will touch me

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? Cause he got hit by a bus

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What’s white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche. Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe. Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Is it normal my emo cousins hobby is tying himself to train tracks.

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Why don’t orphans like to get lost?? Because somebody’s going to ask where their parents are. There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian

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