Transport jokes

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Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver

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timmy has 5 apples, his train is 7 minutes early calculate the mass of the sun

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You wanna know why I love trains? They end my suffering.

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I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl on the bus and all I could think to myself was, “Don’t get an erection, don’t get an erection”… But she did.

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Why do school shooter have the best shots??? They train at the best schools. ??????????????????????

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whats the difference between al qaeda and ms frizzle? One flew a plane into the twin towers one flew a bus into the school

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Why did little billy drop his ice cream cone? Cuz he got hit by a bus while crossing the street.

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A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clara who wasted away. D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech. G is for George smothered under a rug. H is for Hector done in by a thug. I is for Ida who drowned in a lake. J is for James who took lye by mistake. K is for Kate who was struck with an axe. L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks. M is for Maud who was swept out to sea. N is for Neville who died of ennui. O is for Olive run through with an awl. P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl. Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire. R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire. S is for Susan who perished of fits. T is for Titus who flew into bits. U is for Una who slipped down a drain. V is for Victor squashed under a train. W is for Winnie embedded in ice. X is for Xerxes devoured by mice. Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in. Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin

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