Do you know a funny bus driver? I do
Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
Did you here about the man who ran in front of the bus? He got tired.
Two boys are talking on the bus Boy 1: I feel like i’m forgetting something. Boy 2: hey did you hear about that school shooting last week? Boy 1: oh that’s right
i like trains train hits him
What’s white, yellow and goes 40 mph? A train driver’s egg sandwich
how do you get a million pikachus in a bus??? you shove them on !!!
timmy has 5 apples, his train is 7 minutes early calculate the mass of the sun
You mama is like train tracks she gets laid all around the country
A bus full of Nuns falls of a cliff and they all die. They arrive at the gates of heaven and meet St. Peter. St. Peter says to them “Sisters, welcome to Heaven. In a moment I will let you all though the pearly gates, but before I may do that, I must ask each of you a single question. ” St. Peter turns to the first Nun in the line and asks her “Sister, have you ever touched a penis?” The Sister Responds “Well… there was this one time… that I kinda sorta… touched one with the tip of my pinky finger…” St. Peter says “Alright Sister, now dip the tip of your pinky finger in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted.” and she did so. St. Peter now turns to the second nun and says “Sister, have you ever touched a penis?” “Well…. There was this one time… that I held one for a moment…” “Alright Sister, now just wash your hands in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted” and she does so. Now at this, there is a noise, a jostling in the line. It seems that one nun is trying to cut in front of another! St. Peter sees this and asks the Nun “Sister Susan, what is this? There is no rush!” Sister Susan responds “Well if I’m going to have to gargle this stuff, I’d rather do it before Sister Mary sticks her ass in it!”
East Richmond has a train station at East Richmond but Richmond is better why
Why can’t a steam locomotive sit down? Because it has a tender behind.
%% %%A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, “I’ll have a gallon of ale.” “A gallon?” the barkeeper asks. “Yes,” replies the train, “I always end up chugging it.”
Why did the strawberry ?? go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
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