Say what you want about Hitler at least he got the trains to run on time
What’s the different’s a girlfriend and a train the train will touch me
Whats the difference between me and a bus? Im not on fire…
Why can’t a steam locomotive sit down? Because it has a tender behind.
why’d sally drop her ice cream she was hit by a bus
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn’t hit one person, when the police asked why he missed, someone said cause he gay. He couldn’t shoot straight
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.
How does a train dance?It bogies!
Why didn’t Sally get home from work. She got hit by a bus
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus!
What do you call a train that stalls? The little engine that couldn’t!
Why do Orphans ride the bus because they have no parents to drop them off.
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone He got ran over by a bus
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
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