Today; Worst day ever My annoying sibling got hit by a train and I lost my job as a conductor.
A woman walks onto the Bus with his child. The driver says, "That’s the ugliest child I have seen!" The woman sits down and tells her neighbor. The neighbor replies, “Go say something back. Here, I’ll hold your monkey for you!”
"Most Deadly Sport" Playing chicken with a Train!
Why was the train late? It kept getting side-tracked.
You mama is like train tracks she gets laid all around the country
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone He got ran over by a bus
Whats yellow and cant swim but screams when it goes under. A school bus full of kids
Why do school shooter have the best shots??? They train at the best schools. ??????????????????????
How does a train dance?It bogies!
Little Johnny got a train set for Christmas. He takes it around the circle, parks it at the station, and says” alright, you motherf@ckers get off here, and you motherf@ckers get off here” his mom comes rushing in and says” little Johnny, we don’t use that kind of language, go to your room and think about what you did!” After a few hours, she lets him out of his room. He goes back to play with his train set. He takes it around the circle, parks it at the station, and says,” ok, you guys get off here, and you guys get off here. And if you have any complaints about the two hour delay, take it up with the bitch in be kitchen”
I’ve sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there’s no space on their training programme.
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
Is it normal my emo cousins hobby is tying himself to train tracks.
Ten Catholic priests all die in a bus accident. When they arrive at the pearly gates, St. Peter acknowledges them. He sees that they’re all priests and immediately says "If any of you are pedophiles, there’s no point waiting here. You might as well eff off straight to hell right now!” Nine of the priests turn around and begin to walk away. St. Peter calls after them, "AND TAKE THE DEAF BASTARD WITH YOU TOO!”
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