%% %%A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, “I’ll have a gallon of ale.” “A gallon?” the barkeeper asks. “Yes,” replies the train, “I always end up chugging it.”
I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf. Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the psg training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE????
What’s white, yellow and goes 40 mph? A train driver’s egg sandwich
Do your buses run on time? No, they run on diesel.
Say what you want about Hitler at least he got the trains to run on time
Why did the strawberry ?? go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
Whats yellow and cant swim but screams when it goes under. A school bus full of kids
I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl on the bus and all I could think to myself was, “Don’t get an erection, don’t get an erection”… But she did.
Q If a electric train heads south what way does the steam go A no steam
Why did the cloud apply to stormtrooper training school? He mist.
I’ll never forget my father’s last words… Oh f@ck, it’s a bus!
yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people she thinks its a twinkie lmao xd
My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year? ” I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question. Johnny:What? Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty? Johnny: Yes ofc jesus mad everbody wonderfully! Ex: Awhh! Johnny: But who ever made you was painting tomas the train while making your face.
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