Chuck Norris trained dude perfect how to do it
why’d sally drop her ice cream she was hit by a bus
You wanna know why I love trains? They end my suffering.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Sally whats yellow and cant swim a bus full of toddlers
Why did the kid drop his icecream? He got hit by a bus.
Why couldn’t Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms. Why couldn’t Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms. Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her. Why couldn’t Sally pick up the box? (Friend: Some weird guess) Because she had no arms. Why did sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms? ) Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. (Friend: Who’s there?) Not Sally.
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn’t hit one person, when the police asked why he missed, someone said cause he gay. He couldn’t shoot straight
(Bus Driver) What did you learn in school today? (Kid) We learned that you are a sussy baka. (Bus Driver) Oh yeah? Well I quit! (Kid) Quit What? (Bus Driver) Living. (Kid) But it was a joke! (Bus Driver) Doesn’t matter. I will die but you will still be alive. (Kid) Ok (Bus Driver) That was a joke too!
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
Say what you want about Hitler at least he got the trains to run on time
What’s big and yellow and can’t swim, a bus filled with children
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.
Why was the duck fired from the train station? He was a bad conducktor!
What’s the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustation
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