I need a hug hugs train
3 blonde were walking on a path, the first blonde said, “Hey look there are deer tracks!” The second blonde said, “No way those are totally duck tracks, ” The third blonde said, “Nuh uh those are” then they got hit by a train.
Knock knock? who’s there? Not sally she doesn’t have and arms Why did sally fall off the swing? She doesn’t have any arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus
Whats yellow and cant swim but screams when it goes under. A school bus full of kids
Ten Catholic priests all die in a bus accident. When they arrive at the pearly gates, St. Peter acknowledges them. He sees that they’re all priests and immediately says "If any of you are pedophiles, there’s no point waiting here. You might as well eff off straight to hell right now!” Nine of the priests turn around and begin to walk away. St. Peter calls after them, "AND TAKE THE DEAF BASTARD WITH YOU TOO!”
Your the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you
East Richmond has a train station at East Richmond but Richmond is better why
Why did the child drop their icecream They got hit by a bus
Q If a electric train heads south what way does the steam go A no steam
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
I was on a bus when this girl offered to blow me for $5… ?…and never being a person to pass up a good deal, I gave her $5 and watched her do her thing. After she was finished she lit up a cigarette and started smoking right there on the bus. I was disgusted. I thought to myself, “What is this world coming to? Who sells cigarettes to a 12 year old?”
Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
Q: How did the explorers get to school? A: They rode the Colum-bus!
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
What is yellow and can’t swim? A school bus full of kids.
RUS | ENG
