What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bus full of children
Whats yellow and cant swim but screams when it goes under. A school bus full of kids
Why did the cloud apply to stormtrooper training school? He mist.
Knock knock? who’s there? Not sally she doesn’t have and arms Why did sally fall off the swing? She doesn’t have any arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus
Whats the difference between me and a bus? Im not on fire…
You mama is like train tracks she gets laid all around the country
I’ve sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there’s no space on their training programme.
Two boys are talking on the bus Boy 1: I feel like i’m forgetting something. Boy 2: hey did you hear about that school shooting last week? Boy 1: oh that’s right
Q If a electric train heads south what way does the steam go A no steam
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
You wanna know why I love trains? They end my suffering.
A woman walks onto the Bus with his child. The driver says, "That’s the ugliest child I have seen!" The woman sits down and tells her neighbor. The neighbor replies, “Go say something back. Here, I’ll hold your monkey for you!”
Why did little billy drop his ice cream cone? Cuz he got hit by a bus while crossing the street.
What is yellow and can’t swim A school bus full of children
Why was the train late? It kept getting side-tracked.
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