Why don’t orphans like to get lost?? Because somebody’s going to ask where their parents are. There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian
Why did the strawberry ?? go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date
Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
What’s black and yellow and cant swim? A School Bus Full Of Orphans
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
what do u call a train that carries bubblegum? Chew-chew train! heeheee
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
You don’t usually see strap-hangers carrying newspapers these days. But one guy with the New York Times is seen getting on a crowded F Train. He notices a single seat not taken. Suspicious, he gets closer and sniffs it out. The seat is discolored but dry. Throwing caution to the winds, he removes a section from the paper and sets it down to buffer the spot from his behind. He sits down, stretches his feet and yells out: “Try sitting on your smartphones, suckers!”
So a retarded kids mom drops her kid off at school and says “you better stop the bus today because I’m not picking you up” and so he agrees and he arrives at the bus stop and says “stop” (in a retarded voice) and the bus goes straight past him the next day the mom says the same thing and the kid goes to the bus stop and says “stop” (in a retarded voice) and the bus goes straight past him the third day his mom says “I don’t care if have to jump out in the middle of the road you better stop that bus” so the kid goes to bus stop and jumps out in the middle of the road and says “Stop!” The bus driver runs over him a nearby lady stops the bus and says “why’d you run that poor kid over” and he responds “‘cause he was making fun of me” (in a retarded voice)
What a day yesterday was I got a promotion and my sisters killer was hit by a bus now I’m in a cast!
Ten Catholic priests all die in a bus accident. When they arrive at the pearly gates, St. Peter acknowledges them. He sees that they’re all priests and immediately says "If any of you are pedophiles, there’s no point waiting here. You might as well eff off straight to hell right now!” Nine of the priests turn around and begin to walk away. St. Peter calls after them, "AND TAKE THE DEAF BASTARD WITH YOU TOO!”
i like trains train hits him
"Most Deadly Sport" Playing chicken with a Train!
whats the difference between al qaeda and ms frizzle? One flew a plane into the twin towers one flew a bus into the school
1:My grandpa died last year 2:What kind of cancer? 1:He was hit by a bus! its called bus cancer
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