What does the difference between your new teacher and a train? Your teacher says spit out your gum but a train says Choo Choo!
Why did lil timmy drop his lollies (He was hit by a train
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
To become a licensed, airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.
Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains, how many have you derailed this year Me: Sorry boss, it’s hard to keep track
What’s big and yellow and can’t swim, a bus filled with children
i like trains train hits him
One time their was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track a girl said excuse me can you move please I’m trying than the man stopped her sentence htm title=' than she said back easy hung it up'>and said how is your t shirt so clean than she said back easy hung it up
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone I didn’t know you’re not supposed to do that if you’re a bus driver!
East Richmond has a train station at East Richmond but Richmond is better why
What a day yesterday was I got a promotion and my sisters killer was hit by a bus now I’m in a cast!
A woman walks onto the Bus with his child. The driver says, "That’s the ugliest child I have seen!" The woman sits down and tells her neighbor. The neighbor replies, “Go say something back. Here, I’ll hold your monkey for you!”
Why was the train late? It kept getting side-tracked.
Why do Orphans ride the bus because they have no parents to drop them off.
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