How does a train eat? Chew chew!
Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains, how many have you derailed this year Me: Sorry boss, it’s hard to keep track
Three blondes were taking a walk when they stumbled on some tracks. They argued on what the tracks came from. One of them said “it’s a deer.” The other said it “No it’s a coyote.” The last one was going to give her thoughts, but that was when the train hit them.
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bus full of children
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
Why did the strawberry ?? go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date
Why did little billy drop his ice cream cone? Cuz he got hit by a bus while crossing the street.
what do u call a train that carries bubblegum? Chew-chew train! heeheee
You mama is like train tracks she gets laid all around the country
hey look its that TRAINS gender guy he says i like trains uh o
I had an uncle who was a conductor. He wasn’t a symphony conductor, nor was he a street car conductor, nor was he a train conductor. He was struck by lightning.
why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics? :because their train at the best school Are you a train? because I want you to run over me : )
The 1645 service has been cancelled and has been replaced by a replacement bus service. EasyJet would like to apologise to all of those who are travelling to Greece.
Two guys where on a hunting trip and after the first day of hunting they don’t see anything so that decide the next day they will split up and meet back at, the fire at dinner time. After a day of hunting they meet back at the fire and the one hunter asked the other how did your day go? So the one hunter said “I had the best day ever,” I went down the hill and hunted by the train tracks and saw the hottest chick ever, we had sex for hours in every position you could think of. Then the other hunter asked him “was she a good lookin blond? ” And he said “ oh I don’t know I didn’t find her head”
Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a bus.
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