whats the difference between al qaeda and ms frizzle? One flew a plane into the twin towers one flew a bus into the school
Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains, how many have you derailed this year Me: Sorry boss, it’s hard to keep track
What do you call an all you can eat buffet for a Pedophile? A school bus.
Jim and Allyn are 2 mates in the Air Force. They were paired up for a training exersice. They got up into the air and Jim said, “okay Allyn, your helmet can control the missile when launched from the jet. Go ahead and test fire a missile and aim it at anything you want.” Allyn fired the missile and had his eyes set on an abandoned building. Jim then said, “I also forgot, watch out for friendly fire.” Allyn said “what?” As he looked over at Jim.
I’ll never forget my father’s last words… Oh f@ck, it’s a bus!
what is green and looks like a school bus a school bus
Your the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you
3 blonde were walking on a path, the first blonde said, “Hey look there are deer tracks!” The second blonde said, “No way those are totally duck tracks, ” The third blonde said, “Nuh uh those are” then they got hit by a train.
How does a train eat? Chew chew!
So I was going out the door and I see me dwarf neighbour at the bus stop, I ask if he needs a lift. He replies with fu… off. So I zip up my backpack and keep going to work
Charizarding When you light a girls pubes on fire, put it out with your jizz then flap your arms and say “You don’t have have enough badges to train me”
Did you here about the man who ran in front of the bus? He got tired.
Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
Do you know a funny bus driver? I do
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
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