You wanna know why I love trains? They end my suffering.
hey look its that TRAINS gender guy he says i like trains uh o
A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows. “What a cute bunch of cows!” she remarked. “Not a bunch, herd”, her friend replied. “Heard of what?” “Herd of cows.” “Of course I’ve heard of cows.” “No, a cow herd. ” “What do I care what a cow heard. I have no secrets to keep from a cow!”
Q If a electric train heads south what way does the steam go A no steam
So I was going out the door and I see me dwarf neighbour at the bus stop, I ask if he needs a lift. He replies with fu… off. So I zip up my backpack and keep going to work
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus
Do your buses run on time? No, they run on diesel.
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.
i like trains train hits him
What did bus say to other bus? beeep
Whats yellow and cant swim but screams when it goes under. A school bus full of kids
I was on a bus when this girl offered to blow me for $5… ?…and never being a person to pass up a good deal, I gave her $5 and watched her do her thing. After she was finished she lit up a cigarette and started smoking right there on the bus. I was disgusted. I thought to myself, “What is this world coming to? Who sells cigarettes to a 12 year old?”
Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
The 1645 service has been cancelled and has been replaced by a replacement bus service. EasyJet would like to apologise to all of those who are travelling to Greece.
Did you hear about the Mexican train hijacker? They say he had locomotives.
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