What’s black and yellow and cant swim? A School Bus Full Of Orphans
What’s white, yellow and goes 40 mph? A train driver’s egg sandwich
Did you hear about the Mexican train hijacker? They say he had locomotives.
Why did the strawberry ?? go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date
What do you call an all you can eat buffet for a Pedophile? A school bus.
What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinkie
why’d sally drop her ice cream she was hit by a bus
What do need in order to crash a train? A bad track record
Why was the train late? It kept getting side-tracked.
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
Is it normal my emo cousins hobby is tying himself to train tracks.
Why was the duck fired from the train station? He was a bad conducktor!
whats the difference between al qaeda and ms frizzle? One flew a plane into the twin towers one flew a bus into the school
1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim? A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy? he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words… “you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance… only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours… lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
what do u call a train that carries bubblegum? Chew-chew train! heeheee
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