whats the difference between al qaeda and ms frizzle? One flew a plane into the twin towers one flew a bus into the school
What’s yellow and cant swim? A school bus full of screaming children.
Ur momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her bc they thought they missed the bus.
Why did little billy drop his ice cream cone? Cuz he got hit by a bus while crossing the street.
Did you hear about the Mexican train hijacker? They say he had locomotives.
The other day a squirrel asked me for a job, I asked him what jobs did you have previously. Calmly he answered," I am a pilot, I can pick it up from here and pile it over there, I also can fly a sign!!!" " To bad, this is a nut cannery, and we’re 100% automated, we don’t need anyone at this time, sorry." " No worries, I’m totally nuts anyway, guess I’ll fly a sign across town, don’t have bus fare!!!"
I’ll never forget my father’s last words… Oh f@ck, it’s a bus!
What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinkie
Why did the cloud apply to stormtrooper training school? He mist.
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
Why didn’t Sally get home from work. She got hit by a bus
what do u call a train that carries bubblegum? Chew-chew train! heeheee
Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains, how many have you derailed this year Me: Sorry boss, it’s hard to keep track
Why can’t a steam locomotive sit down? Because it has a tender behind.
What’s the different’s a girlfriend and a train the train will touch me
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