Transport jokes

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Why can’t a steam locomotive sit down? Because it has a tender behind.

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My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year? ” I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”

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Why was the train late? It kept getting side-tracked.

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Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus

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Charizarding When you light a girls pubes on fire, put it out with your jizz then flap your arms and say “You don’t have have enough badges to train me”

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You wanna know why I love trains? They end my suffering.

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Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver

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what is yellow and cant swim? A bus full of kids.

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A woman walks onto the Bus with his child. The driver says, "That’s the ugliest child I have seen!" The woman sits down and tells her neighbor. The neighbor replies, “Go say something back. Here, I’ll hold your monkey for you!”

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Why did little billy drop his ice cream cone? Cuz he got hit by a bus while crossing the street.

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My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.

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