Why didn’t Sally get home from work. She got hit by a bus
Why can’t a steam locomotive sit down? Because it has a tender behind.
My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year? ” I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”
Why do Orphans ride the bus because they have no parents to drop them off.
Why was the train late? It kept getting side-tracked.
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus
Charizarding When you light a girls pubes on fire, put it out with your jizz then flap your arms and say “You don’t have have enough badges to train me”
You wanna know why I love trains? They end my suffering.
Why was the duck fired from the train station? He was a bad conducktor!
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
what is yellow and cant swim? A bus full of kids.
A woman walks onto the Bus with his child. The driver says, "That’s the ugliest child I have seen!" The woman sits down and tells her neighbor. The neighbor replies, “Go say something back. Here, I’ll hold your monkey for you!”
Why did little billy drop his ice cream cone? Cuz he got hit by a bus while crossing the street.
Chuck Norris trained dude perfect how to do it
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
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