A bus full of nuns die in a car crash and end up at the pearly gates where saint Peter greets them hello sisters welcome to heaven before you enter I must ask you all a question he asks the first nun have you ever touched a penis well she said just once with the tip of my little finger ok dip it in the holy water and you can enter he repeats the question to the second nun well she says I might of held one once ok says st Peter wash your hands in the holy water and you can enter just then there’s a commotion down the line one nun is trying to push in front of another st Peter says sister Susan there is no rush you will get in that’s fine she replys but if I have htm title=' before sister Mary sticks her arse in it.'>to gargle that stuff I want to get in before sister Mary sticks her arse in it.
Why did Billy drop his ice cream? Cause he got hit by a bus
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bus full of children
What is yellow and does not float well? A School Bus
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
How does a train dance?It bogies!
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a bus.
One time their was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track a girl said excuse me can you move please I’m trying than the man stopped her sentence htm title=' than she said back easy hung it up'>and said how is your t shirt so clean than she said back easy hung it up
What’s white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche. Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe. Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
The first trains were often derailed. They had a bad track record.
Why was the duck fired from the train station? He was a bad conducktor!
Did you hear about the Mexican train hijacker? They say he had locomotives.
1:My grandpa died last year 2:What kind of cancer? 1:He was hit by a bus! its called bus cancer
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.
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