Transport jokes

Q: why did Sally drop her ice cream? A: she go hit by a bus.

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Why did Little Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

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Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus

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Knock knock? who’s there? Not sally she doesn’t have and arms Why did sally fall off the swing? She doesn’t have any arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus

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What does the difference between your new teacher and a train? Your teacher says spit out your gum but a train says Choo Choo!

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Why can’t a steam locomotive sit down? Because it has a tender behind.

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A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows. “What a cute bunch of cows!” she remarked. “Not a bunch, herd”, her friend replied. “Heard of what?” “Herd of cows.” “Of course I’ve heard of cows.” “No, a cow herd. ” “What do I care what a cow heard. I have no secrets to keep from a cow!”

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Why don’t orphans like to get lost?? Because somebody’s going to ask where their parents are. There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian

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