Why did Billy drop his ice cream? Cause he got hit by a bus
What does the difference between your new teacher and a train? Your teacher says spit out your gum but a train says Choo Choo!
To become a licensed, airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question. Johnny:What? Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty? Johnny: Yes ofc jesus mad everbody wonderfully! Ex: Awhh! Johnny: But who ever made you was painting tomas the train while making your face.
Why did lil timmy drop his lollies (He was hit by a train
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
Q: why did Sally drop her ice cream? A: she go hit by a bus.
1:My grandpa died last year 2:What kind of cancer? 1:He was hit by a bus! its called bus cancer
what is green and looks like a school bus a school bus
What do you call a train that likes toffee? A chew-chew train
Why was the duck fired from the train station? He was a bad conducktor!
What do you call a freight train with bubble gum? A chew chew train!
what do you call a train with buble gum? a chew chew train oh man im depressed
"Most Deadly Sport" Playing chicken with a Train!
I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl on the bus and all I could think to myself was, “Don’t get an erection, don’t get an erection”… But she did.
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