Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains, how many have you derailed this year Me: Sorry boss, it’s hard to keep track
Why was the duck fired from the train station? He was a bad conducktor!
How many orphans does it take to “test drive” a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemmetary has.
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
"Most Deadly Sport" Playing chicken with a Train!
Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school? Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded Tonight, on top gear! James may dives a bus full of kids off a mountain! Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany! and I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
Q: why did Sally drop her ice cream? A: she go hit by a bus.
Do your buses run on time? No, they run on diesel.
I need a hug hugs train
What do you call a train that likes toffee? A chew-chew train
imagine u go to school right u hit the curve the bus driver be like ahhh how do i stop the bus students from the bus jump from the windows one of the students THAT’S a U Problem
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone He got ran over by a bus
What’s the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustation
So I was going out the door and I see me dwarf neighbour at the bus stop, I ask if he needs a lift. He replies with fu… off. So I zip up my backpack and keep going to work
whats the difference between al qaeda and ms frizzle? One flew a plane into the twin towers one flew a bus into the school
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