School Bully: How’s your girlfriend? Oh wait, you don’t have any! Me: How’s your parents? Oh wait, you don’t have any! *Continues to burn down orphanage
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them there parent are waiting when the wake up.
A is for apple, B is for dyslexia- oh wait no! That’s d!
Everyone in my class: I can’t wait until have a family, I can’t wait to study for my dream job My friends: What’s your dream job? Me: I’m going to die young:))
Yo mama so fat, when she ran… oh wait nevermind
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
My therapist said: “Time heals all wounds” I shot her now we wait
I apologise for this joke lmfaooo, and you have probably heard this banger before, anyways;
What is the difference between a priest and a zit? ?? The zit waits till you are 13 to come on your face??
How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb? One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her. …just kidding-
None. They can’t change anything.
If you’re waiting for the waiter at a restaurant, aren’t you the waiter?
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
Can’t wait to meet you! So join the Depression family! We open real soon! Try best to hold onto sanity!
One dark stormy night when i was 8 years old I woke up in the middle of the night busting to pee, half asleep i walked down the stairs and toward the bathroom and heard a strange whirring sound that sounded like a ghost. When I opened the door i felt a strange cool breeze and the light came on automatically and the ghostly sound stopped, terrified I did what I had to and went back to bed. The next 3 nights the same thing happened and finally i decided i had to tell my mom no matter how hard to believe it sounded. The next night I woke up I went into my parents room and woke my mom up and said, “you have to come with me and see this it’s really important,” Half asleep she murmured, "oh what is it can’t it wait until the morning?’ I pleaded, “no you have to come see, our bathroom is haunted by a ghost when I go in the middle of the night I can hear a ghost sound then when i open the door I feel the cold as it swoops through me and the light comes on automatically. ” She yawned and said, “oh so that’s who’s been peeing in the refrigerator.”
I wonder if stephen hawking has ever watched avengers end game… oh wait he cant
Asian pregnancy test: Stick a Rubik cube into vagina. Wait 30 seconds, if it’s solved then there’s a little Asian in there.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
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