WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals i hanging out eat lunch, which is a clown you see, cause there cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal "Does this taste funny to you?
What do you do when you see a sad orphan? Nothing let them wait for their parents.
I can’t believe it’s been over a year since Kobe decided he’s too good to wait in traffic.
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face. My therapist said: “Time heals all wounds” I shot her now we wait
A mom gave her son “the talk”. her son replies "wait so there really isn’t candy involved? Guess Grandpa lied.
Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
Me: Hey how are you? Depression: I’m doing fine. We are just looking for a home :3 Insomnia: Mommy can we get a home? Anxiety: Insomnia wait for mommy to finish. Depression: Anyway here is my resume! Me: Okie thank you, Ok… mhmmm… WOW! Okie this is a nice resume! (Didn’t Read it…) Depression: Also I have 2 more friends that want to move in too! Me: Ok and there names? Depression: There names are: PTSD and Trauma! Me: Ok they seem fine (Doesn’t know about them) Depression: Okie here is the money (a penny :() Thank you we will call you if we need anything. Me: Ok see you soon! :3 Me now hates my life. :)
Guys stop making jokes about orphan’s parents will be told… oh wait
Who is the only person time waits for? Nun.
I punched an orphan and told him to go back to his parents and tell them about it… oh wait
guys this has to stop lets tell there parents oh wait
The F in orphan stands for family… oh wait
Chris Rock: Jada I can’t wait to see you in G.I Jane 2! Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing: Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife’s lost hair, she said,‘’ Will if you don’t do something I’m gonna have an affair!‘’ ??????
My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it) I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait… it’s just one
I cant wait to see Uranus??
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