my therapist says with time all wounds can heal so I stabbed him now we wait
I really hate waiting to die… Its taking a lifetime
What is different about priests and acne. Acne waits until your 13 to cum on your face
Why did the orphan wait in line? To see their parents next
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
i wonder if stephen hawking has ever watched avengers end game… oh wait he cant
A mom gave her son “the talk”. her son replies "wait so there really isn’t candy involved? Guess Grandpa lied.
Hey can’t wait to meet you! So join the crippiling depression family!!
Whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven. Oh, wait… nevermind…
Tomorrow is Christmas and I’m giving myself a present that I can’t wait to open. It’s my wrist. (yes this was inspired by a Fallout boy song)
Friend: Want to play fall guys? Friend 2: Yup Friend: Ok so let me ju- wait where are you going? Friend 2: I’m gonna jump off Friend: Why? Friend 2: We are playing Fall Guys, right?
Sy’kyira: I can’t wait for the therapist to come. Daina: Same, 30 minutes have passed … I also wonder what that loud sound is. Sy’kyira: SAME !!! What does it sound like a woman suffering ??? Daina: I know, right?
Guys stop making jokes about orphan’s parents will be told… oh wait
guys this has to stop lets tell there parents oh wait
I was watching my boyfriends dog while he took a shower. I started playing fetch with the him when the ball went over the balcony. He went to get it and fell 10 stories. When i looked down, he appeared to be dead. My boyfriend loved his dog and I didn’t know what to do ,so feeling awful, I sat on the couch and waiting for him to come back. About three minutes later he got out of the shower. He ordered some food and went to the table to eat when I said , ”you know , your dogs been a little depressed lately…”
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