A young blonde woman fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. The hysterical blonde tells her husband: “Shut up … you’re next!”
Little Jonny just came back from quarantine with his girlfriend Sally. They both said they had to go to the bathroom. When they came back Sally was coughing up a storm. The teacher said you need to be quarantined again. No sally said I was just in the bathroom choking on something that grown-ups especially women like. Then the teacher faints.
You can tell a lot about a woman from her ankles. – If they are on your shoulders, she probably likes you.
wha can you tella dog, but not your girlfriend…? come
A husband got a message from his neighbor one day. It read “Hey im sorry i had to tell you like this but i have been doing your wife for months now” The husband went to go grab his gun and shot his wife. He hid the evidence and a few hours later he got another message from his neighbor saying “Sorry meant using your wifi”
There was a cannibal who had a wife and (eight) kids.
my boyfriend accused me of cheating. i told him he reminded me of my girlfriend.
Why has Stephen hawking’s stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector
Flippity floppity women are property
One day I told my wife that she drew her I brows too high, She looked surprised.
My ex-wife still misses me… BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN BETTER!
20 years of sex in the dark the wife find out he was using a dildo the wife get angry and says ?explain the dildo prick? the husband says ?explain the children bitch
Once an orphan got a girlfriend. He regreted it. She left him too.
Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number
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